Rus News Journal

In one of the Chelyabinsk shops artful saleswoman Klava sells vodka Moscow time

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- Has managed you to marry the blonde!
- well also what? But a voice at it very pleasant. And when is silent, on a broader scale so would listen and listened.

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any horse dreams to caracole astride the white prince.

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not on all claims at once you will find the answer, and a fist always near at hand.

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while the woman cosmetics not smoet, the muzhik will not cross!

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- anything I not thick! Sasha says to me that at me an ideal figure.
- Olja, it the mathematician, for it an ideal figure - a sphere.

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the speculator - the host has appeared before court. While jurymen conferred, some witnesses have won penny whistles, and the escort has caught a bouquet of the bride.

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- Tell, Holmes why to Russia on Easter eggs write letters « H » and « In »?
- it is elementary, Holmes and Watson...

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Dopingovyj scandal razra - zilsja on the Olympic Games on Russian...

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women in men like most of all secondary sexual signs - a summer residence, the car, the salary...

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- well and what plans?
- yes I think in hard drinking to leave!
- oh, there so it is good! At me there the father-in-law lives!

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a good advice. Want to disconnect the wife of minutes on 15? Ask it that she will put on tomorrow work.

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- the sonny, eat bread!
- mum, but I do not love
- to grow big and strong that could earn the living!
- mum! But I do not love bread!

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- yesterday all the day long at a black box stared!
- in a museum was?
- the monitor did not work! A leah

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you know that drivers of minibuses do not go to bed, while in a bed 17 persons will not be typed.

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- the criminality - that as has grown!
- My God, and I after all still here such remember it...

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in one of the Moscow stoppers the driver « Oka » overtaking « Lamborghini » has gone mad of pleasure.

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... Year through 2 - 3 superkruto it will be already simple to write to the resume: « 2008 - 2011 - worked ». It is possible without any further specifications, where also whom.

 

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