Rus News Journal

Jokes in number

the Respect is when to greet the person, pull out both ear-phones. And if you switch off a player - that it already love.
 
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- Jacob, and you at whom will live in Moscow?
- at the aunt.
- at what such aunt?
- Neprintsipialno.
 
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On wedding of cynologists the drunk accordion player played two hours a Shar-Pei...
 
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So it would be desirable to be kind and decent, especially when you understand that cartridges on all never will suffice.
 
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- these photos are not pleasant to me... At me a kind, as at a monkey!
- to you followed think of it before being photographed...
 
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If in five words it is made six errors, means, one superfluous.
 
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Morning. The husband with boduna. The wife:
- Dear, I will not ask, where you were...
- you a miracle...
- I will not ask at all with whom you were...
- you gold...
- but one question at me nevertheless will be.
-???
- you will always leave now money for an economy behind an elastic band of my cowards?!
 
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About philanthropy.
Versace modelling house has sent for children`s home clothes for the sum of three million dollars.
this jacket the teacher 3 - j till now carries groups Natalia Sergeevna.
 
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Even if during a celebratory supper you have appeared under a table, remember that you on - former are the citizen of the country and have the right to choose and be favourites in authorities!
 
 
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