Rus News Journal

It not the cellulitis, is an anti-recessionary stock!

- congratulate me - I became the father. The son was born!
- I represent, as the wife is glad.
- not - e, she for the present does not know.

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At each age at the person the relation to New year.
the childhood:
- New year is faster!
a maturity:
- Soon new year...
an old age:
- That?! Again New year?!

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All like on work is class. Both collective amicable, and the salary decent, and the heads not too spiteful. But here breaks between smoke breaks could be and less!

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Representatives of Gazprom assert that Ukrainians steal gas. But thus always speak about them: Our Ukrainian colleagues .

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Only the Russian person can meet the same New year unlimited number of times.
as our correspondent worked as the Snow Maiden, read on < p. 9.

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Vovochka speaks to the father:
- Listen, fathers, give to me stolnik!
- the Sonny, seems to me, you already enough big not to shoot at me a trifle!
- you are right, fathers! Give one thousand!

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Cockroaches unlike people are rather afraid to congratulate each other With the coming! .

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There is a feast. Tostujushchy speaks:
- I, for example, with my wife have lived twenty years...
- with mine, - its neighbour corrects.
- with thy - fifteen...

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In life so did not want to work, as I do not want now!

 

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