It not the cellulitis, is an anti-recessionary stock!
- congratulate me - I became the father. The son was born!
- I represent, as the wife is glad.
- not - e, she for the present does not know.
At each age at the person the relation to New year.
- New year is faster!
- Soon new year...
an old age:
- That?! Again New year?!
All like on work is class. Both collective amicable, and the salary decent, and the heads not too spiteful. But here breaks between smoke breaks could be and less!
Representatives of Gazprom assert that Ukrainians steal gas. But thus always speak about them: “ Our Ukrainian colleagues “.
Only the Russian person can meet the same New year unlimited number of times.
as our correspondent worked as the Snow Maiden, read on < p. 9.
Vovochka speaks to the father:
- Listen, fathers, give to me stolnik!
- the Sonny, seems to me, you already enough big not to shoot at me a trifle!
- you are right, fathers! Give one thousand!
Cockroaches unlike people are rather afraid to congratulate each other “ With the coming! “.
There is a feast. Tostujushchy speaks:
- I, for example, with my wife have lived twenty years...
- with mine, - its neighbour corrects.
- with thy - fifteen...
In life so did not want to work, as I do not want now!
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