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Actually Mendeleyev`s table at first has dreamt Pushkin, but he has not understood a horse-radish...

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the Girl speaks to the guy:
- You such class when you will drink!
- when I will drink - and you of anything...

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two dog lovers Talk.
- I wanted the St. Bernard so to train that it barked when will want to eat. I showed hundreds times to it as it is necessary to do it!
- well and how are you getting on? It barks now when it is hungry?
- is not present, but it, the reptile, eats now nothing, while I will not begin a bark...

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Maria Ivanovna:
- Vovochka, you know, who such Bryusov?
- Bryusov Uillis or Bruces Li?

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« I Have given birth here to the daughter...
is shorter, sense to build the house and to plant a tree any more I do not see ».

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To surprise of the world community of officials, in Russia people whom is easier with flashers, by a train, on vstrechke were still saved, through stoppers heroically to reach on meeting instead of directly about a golf - weeding the letter on elektronke to throw off!

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Following the lead of the Russian pilots who have put a world record, having flown by there - here 20 000 km on strategic bombers, the driver of a gasoline tank truck of Petrovich has connected a petrol tank of the tractor to the tank and goes without a stop till now...

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On reception y the psychiatrist.
- the doctor, I have every night the same dreadful dream: my mother-in-law with a crocodile on a lead. You only imagine these oskalennye teeth, this sight burning with hatred, this cold hilly skin!
- yes, really it is very terrible...
- yes you wait a moment, I to you about a crocodile have not told!.

 

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