Rus News Journal

Telejokes of week

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the Korean version of a serial Commissioner Reks has ended with tragedy in the first series.

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the muzhik on tram ways - and shvark a vodka bottle about a rail Sits. Gets one more - and shvark about a rail. Gets third - and too shvark...
Trams stand. Motormen and simple people shout:
- You that you do?
and the muzhik with tears - shvark one more:
- Children. I simply too want the Minute of glory ...

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Release of news:
- And at us on communication the correspondent who has occupied from me $300 and here does not give 5 months! So, an infection!.

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the project Motto Last hero :
Has survived itself - survive another .

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the American films kindly always conquers common sense.

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- What your happiest day?
- Day when have finished serial display the Carmelite .
- And the most awful day?
- when my relatives have bought this serial on DVD!!!

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- Advise what - a thread a lethal horror film! So, that it is direct terribly - it became terrible!!!
- the notice look.

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- What most improbable scene in any serial?
- when the protagonist, coming back to itself home, thoughtfully listens to an answering machine. Or slowly pours juice from the refrigerator. Or sits down on a sofa and includes the TV.
instead of runs at once in a toilet!!!

 

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