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the police officers who have done not pass certification, remain to work in militia.

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the Ukrainian vegetarians have proved that fat is a plant.

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the malicious dictator - cannibal Muamar Kaddafi has killed 10 thousand Libyans, stifling opposition.
and kind general Carter Hem has killed 12 thousand Libyans, stifling Kaddafi.
So the good has defeated harm!

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and you have noticed: dreaming to become the millionaire, the person thinks of how it will spend one million, and never - how it to earn.

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the Ministry of Internal Affairs has proved: The time machine exists! The drunk militiaman who has brought down at the wheel the person, appears dismissed of bodies still yesterday!

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Flight attendant Svetlana has asked for leave from work before.
nobody is More than it saw...

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the camel can not drink two weeks.
I respect!

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- you to the husband change?
- and you?
- respond, I the first have asked.
- is not present, give better you the first.
- it is not necessary, already clearly.

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never the freedom of speech happens so precious, as at casual blow by a hammer on a finger.

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it is good to do nothing, and then still to have a rest...

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- why this person stops at every turn?
- and, it is mine the neighbour. Simply

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The more appears money, the more them you spend for any nonsense about which existence earlier at all did not suspect.

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Odessa. Funeral.
- Izja, you too something want to tell for Rabinovich? But consider: about dead men or anything, or it is good.
- yes - yes, rebe. And so, Rabinovich with us is not present more, and it is good!

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quantity of flashers have decided to cut by half: to corresponding departments the instructions through time allowed to blink.

 

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