Shit - the progress engine?one of these days the colleague has brought from any presentation... A shit piece. By the form - the real, and you will get accustomed - a hi-tech product from polymer. Shit in Russia, of course, and sufficed earlier, it at us, can, pobole, than in Europe and America, together taken. Yes only disposed of it not on - hozjajski - a mount brought down on fields yes dug in. And shit - that, appears, it is more favourable to trade at retail, a shit separate, so to say. On two dollars for a shit is what heap of money it is possible to heap up! It is especially pleasant that capitals on excrements are done not by overseas bigwigs, and our Moscow businessmen - zolotari (the goods are certificated in the Russian Federation). Have learnt, so.
“ a shit crushed “ (so appears on a label) saves working life till 2013. It is pleasant - there is any confidence of tomorrow. However, on the same label the reservation - " is made; To avoid hit of sun rays, to store in a dry place “. But work on improvement of consumer properties proceeds. That day when the Russian shit becomes the best in the world - nerazmokaemym, heat resisting, not subject to inflation and rate fluctuations of convertible currency is not far!
I shivering or the right have the louse?
well would print then naked maids - such pictures at least light!
know, with what it the guy... Saws?
MELANCHOLY of ANNOUNCEMENTS
the INCOME from 18 till 65 years... (The newspaper “ Va - bank “ has sent L.Karelin, Perm). And after all it is possible and “ for life “ to receive! - “ Ant. “.
g I Sell. The house of academician Pavlova. (From gas. “ a fullface “ prisl. E.Shishkov, Rybinsk). Earlier that is curious, in the same place was on sale “ Charles Libknehta`s summer residence “ - “ Ant. “.
Acquaintances. I lead up to wedding of Tatars (from advertising ezhened - ka, has sent T.Balashova, Moscow).
the Organization sells ferro-concrete rings SQUARE (the newspaper “ Izvestnik “ T.Kalinovsky, Kirov). The problem of a quadrature of a circle is solved! - “ Ant. “.
Help. Ritual services. Body export it is free. Round the clock. Discounts (the reader
N.Ryazantsev, sent this announcement from gas. “ Va - bank - Ekaterinburg “ is interested, where can take out and throw off bodies FREE OF CHARGE? In a ravine?).
salutary force of military medicine! The Voronezh military hospital... The TOMATOLOGICHESKY help (“ the Young Communard “ has sent S.Skalichev, the Voronezh region) . Yes, this year the help will not prevent tomatoes - wreckers, a phytophthora... - “ Ant. “.
14. 15 “ the World of sports by BASINS “ Gillette “ (ezhened. “ the Express train “ Rubtsovsk, V.Safargalina from Magnitogorsk) has sent. Basins from “ Gillette “ - it is better for the man is not present? - “ Ant. “
channel NIT (Moldova)
12. 25 “ neprisuchennaja Africa “. Dock. A serial (“ the Aerial “ Kishinev, prisl. Z.Khodyrev). The serial is removed on concepts or how? - “ Ant. “
“ Russia “
12. 15 In search of adventures. This time you are waited by acquaintance to the MOST SOUTHERN African country - Tunis (“ AiF “ A.Lezhikov from Moscow). Strange, and on maps Tunis why - that draw in the extreme north of the African continent... - “ Ant. “