Rus News Journal

Pancake! Why mosquitoes do not have such habit: not to guzzle after six! ?

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- all you work? Well, god to you in the help!

- Already helped, but has had time to get tired. You do not want it to change?

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Vovochka asks the grandmother:

- Me Masha to itself has invited to birthday. That it is better to it to present: one big gift or is a lot of small?

- Probably, a lot of small...

- Well. I will present - ka I to it of sunflower seeds...

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- the Sonny, descend in shop.

- And a magic word?

- the Internet I will disconnect!

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Anything bad I cannot tell about tequila. Now in my organism at it the real majority...

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it is the heaviest to pass from curling to bowling. On a habit you run before a sphere with a mop.

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the new school textbook on anatomy Is published. There at once all that is necessary is already added...

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In India calories in sweets « Korovka » are recognised by sacred.

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the Sclerosis - a first-class thing. Has read a joke, has laughed, has forgotten, has read, has laughed, has forgotten.

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Has bought tea for growing thin. With a cake - it is cool!

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Mum has told that if I will make tatu I can bring down from the house. The father has told that such possibility drops out infrequently and I should use it.

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On Rublevke before driving in the new house, start there Yury Kuklacheva.

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See walking across the field of millionaires? It unessentially golf, probably, is Russian national team on football...

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- you a, a that I a a?

- a, I have exceeded speed. But a, the officer, is a matter of life and death.

- And is more concrete?

- For me a waits a a.

- And?

- And if I arrive home after the wife, I a corpse!

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And you know, what when one of brothers of Zapashnyh thrusts a head in a mouth to a tiger, the second behind side scenes holds in hostages tigrenka?

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- Monja why have unsuccessfully acted for Euro - 2012 our football players?

- Therefore, Izja that the trainer in our national team was the Lawyer, and the authority was required. At authority football players would respond for a football market.

 

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