Rus News Journal

Women something are similar to saboteurs. All of them time try to find for your disguised spare airdrome and to destroy it...

- boxing - a magnificent sport! I on it fine earn.
- you, probably, the known boxer?
- Izbavi my God. I am a dentist!

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- For days on end I tell something to my husband. And it in the answer - words. I am afraid, the doctor that at it serious mental disease.
is not disease, madam. It is talent.

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- I will have a look, private soldier Petrenko, of you at institute absolutely the idiot have made!
same it is necessary to guess - a toilet bowl in gloves to wash!

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the OMON Company liquidated a field of hemp the area of 2 hectares.
then declared itself a division and has gone to space to war with pokemonami.

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To new penalties for a pedestrian crossing drivers shared on polite and impolite.
Now they share on polite and greedy...

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- It is congratulated! You have got to GAI program, and we begin at once with a question for 500 rbl.
Why remeshochek is not fastened?!

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In a head of the Brazilian men - only football. In a head of women - only carnivals.
therefore the Brazilian coffee also is appreciated that to it anybody does not have affairs and it grows under natural conditions without any chemicals...

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the Husband and the wife have sworn and do not talk. After a while she has decided to be reconciled and speaks:
- it is fine, fine, do not pout, we with you both are guilty.
has a little kept silent and has added:
- Especially you!

 

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