Jokes in number
Justas - to Alex:
“ Urgently stop colouring. Otherwise Muller will get to the core of me. When I say lies, at me ears " redden;.
Russia the first leaves present crisis that the first to enter into the following!
Yesterday in a dark lane Ivanov`s citizen became a victim... And then the madam...
- the Sonny! Who has taught you to such awful word?
- Father Frost, mummy. He has told it when at night at me in a room has stumbled about my bicycle...
- the Person can be mistaken... - there has from apart begun the commander of military unit conversation with the wife of sapper Ivanov.
- As it is possible to return the guy?
- Easily. At you the check was saved?
Roman Abramovich does not like to look insurgents and detectives. He sincerely does not understand motivating of the people conflicting and killing each other for 10 million of dollars.
Feature of our mentality: everyone is ready, if that, to go on front, but nobody is ready to go to army.
- Honour should be protected from the youth. Here I, for example, allow to dismiss to nobody on the first appointment of a hand!. My God, what I the silly woman...
Russia has made huge jump towards the West. The West even has not had time to jump aside.
- you do not know, what today temperature?
- Fourteen degrees in a shade.
- And on the sun?
- Well... About six millions degrees.
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