Rus News Journal

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Justas - to Alex:

Urgently stop colouring. Otherwise Muller will get to the core of me. When I say lies, at me ears " redden;.

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Russia the first leaves present crisis that the first to enter into the following!

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Yesterday in a dark lane Ivanov`s citizen became a victim... And then the madam...

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- the Sonny! Who has taught you to such awful word?

- Father Frost, mummy. He has told it when at night at me in a room has stumbled about my bicycle...

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- the Person can be mistaken... - there has from apart begun the commander of military unit conversation with the wife of sapper Ivanov.

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- As it is possible to return the guy?

- Easily. At you the check was saved?

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Roman Abramovich does not like to look insurgents and detectives. He sincerely does not understand motivating of the people conflicting and killing each other for 10 million of dollars.

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Feature of our mentality: everyone is ready, if that, to go on front, but nobody is ready to go to army.

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- Honour should be protected from the youth. Here I, for example, allow to dismiss to nobody on the first appointment of a hand!. My God, what I the silly woman...

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Russia has made huge jump towards the West. The West even has not had time to jump aside.

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- you do not know, what today temperature?

- Fourteen degrees in a shade.

- And on the sun?

- Well... About six millions degrees.

 

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