Rus News Journal

Russian & World News. Business, Politics, Opinion, Science, Technology, Style, Sports. Part 13823

There is a TV? There will be no sex!

The tenth-grader has pulled out the kid from a river bed

Sergey Mikhalkov: In 92 years it is necessary to work, instead of to be ill

Igor Moiseyev will celebrate centenary dances

Over bared Alsu of 6 hours poured cold water

Women and " the Councillor of state " have left without the main prizes

Any Kiev maniac has attacked the Yalta beacon

Abramovich has finished badly in football

The project " the Native land " Deputies of the State Duma close

From an infirmary - on a pedestal!

Armenians suited Karabah in " Olympic "

Stars of Hollywood - for Red Army

" Moscow " the Ukrainian national team has broken the goalkeeper of modular Ukraine

Patrol Habensky has drunk with " 9 company "

In a state of drunkenness - on a bench shtrafnikov

That there was no rain " from stubs, crushed banok and papers "

Hazanov has eaten 100 pancakes on shootings

It is necessary to hold on six days!

Round-up on " one-armed gangsters "

Kasyanov has found to itself the muzhik

TSereteli can plant for two years?

Palace of the president of Estonia have transformed into a brothel

Builders of the mayor have not brought

Women in Sochi have left without the main prizes

Atas! Rastorguev has got to hospital

The strategic stock of fuel

In Russia now weather as in Antarctica

Already a year or two from now Russia will return itself Crimea?

Deputies, as well as poets, should be hungry

On Mars biathlonists

The city of brides has moved from Ivanov to Novgorod

Jokes in number

Abramovich have made happy with order

" a leah Can replace the Cossack with a lash militia? "

In Bottom appeared false " Factory of stars "

Frenchmen have sent to India an aircraft carrier - the murderer?

Leah we eat petrodollars?

To Moscow have returned " derevenshchika " Rasputina

From " valenoks - novenki, not starenki!

Why have not allowed to photograph the freezing soldier?

In capital not day, and " a month of the tinman "

All of us alive will stiffen in transport

The chronicle of the stiffened city

The hepatitis - not AIDS, but also it does not sleep!

Pimanovyh obokrali

Stabfond will place abroad?

" Mum, teachers in school do not start up me! "

Who can not go to a frost for work?

How to make an ice small lamp

Anfisa CHEKHOV: On shootings I shouted: still, do not stop!